Tt's y all men need a wife...

Things about your husband

Always thought that your husband is the most irritating person on Earth? You are not alone! Here's 18 Facts about your husband:

1. HE doesn't do housework
    *nope,Vi does it.xD
2. HE expects you to wash his clothes
   *nope,he dun expect mi to wash,coz he wash clothes too.
3. HE always asks you "where is my XXX, YYY ah?"
   *yes,he always does tt.
4. HE sleeps like the biggest pig on Earth.
   *sometimes we take turns to be.hahahaha.
5. HE doesn't plan anything (birthdays, parties), he only pays for them
   *ya,he dun plan.rarely.NONONO!he dun plan...=(
6. HE always says "Very tired leh, I work whole day you know!"
  *nope,he dun say tt.Is mi tt say tt.Hahaha...
7. HE takes 3000 years to get a thing done (like keeping his own clothes in the closet)
   *ya,ask him keep his things properly,take million years to get it done.
8. HE always says "You very naggy"
   *nope he dun.but i tink sliently he is saying tt.HAHAHAHA...
9. HE always says "I don't know leh, what you think?"
   *nope,is mi tt say tt more often.
10. When he's home, he rushes to his kid first then attends to his wife
   *ya noh,at 1st he always come bk n kiss dante 1st.but after i complain he'll kiss mi 1st.Heee.
11. HE thinks that women are the pettiest creatures on Earth. Even aliens are better than us.
   * Erm...I duno does he tink tt anot...
12. HE always looks at other girls when he's out. When you give him that evil eye, he'll pretend that nothing happened.
   *i tink he dun lei.hahaha.
13. HE thinks you are siao when you throw your temper
   *nope he dun.=)
14. HE chooses not to talk to you when you quarrel with him (well, because he knows he will lose the arguement anyway)
  *ya lo,qi si wo le.but does tt count as quarrel anyway.Hahaha.
15. HE still has this old-fashion thinking that he must be the main breadwinner of the house.
  *tis one i duno oso wor....
16. HE always thinks but never confirms
    *nope,he noe i'll do it for him de.
17. HE always forget what you says.
   *ya,esp when he on his games/shows etc.
18. HE cannot multi-task.
   *ya,cant tok to mi when he is watching his tv,etc.

If your husband shows the above 18 symptoms, ITS NORMAL.

and yes, that is why your husband needs you to be his wife!

and oso,tt's y i need him as my husband.

HAHAHAHAHA